Hot Pics Floppy Disk

We've got the perfect thing.

I mean, this combo is a Megan's therapist's favorite.

Ever want to send HOT PICS in the form of a spicy and crispy yet somehow sweet and buttery chocolate floppy disk?

Feel weird about spicy corn puff chips and chocolate?

PS "spicy corn puff chips" are exactly what you think they are.

These retro chocolate novelties are the size of an actual floppy disk: 3.5 x 3.5 inches.

We think maybe 1/5 of a truly hot pic would fit on these floppys.

Our lawyer said we had to call them that...

Ultra sweet animation by Detroit's own Ellen Coons.

We've got the thing.

Don't knock it til you try it.

And therapists are never wrong!

Our lawyer said we had to call them that.

In case it wasn't clear, this whole thing is chocolate and yeah, it's edible.

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